Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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