You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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