Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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