can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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