my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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