I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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