I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Alive.
So much puke
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
