after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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