I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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