The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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