we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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