Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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