My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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