Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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