Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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