If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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