plz talk dirty to me
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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