too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
So here I am, sexting at work.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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