Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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