I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.