nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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