BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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