It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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