Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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