How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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