you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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