Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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