I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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