North Korea, Best Korea!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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