I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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