I got chris browned last night
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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