The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The power of my boobs compel you
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize