Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
of course. lets lasso hookers.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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