whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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