your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
