woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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