Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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