I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Come share oat with me in your robe
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