dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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