You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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