So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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