I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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