i barfeds in our rink
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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