Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
And then he peed in my hair
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