Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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