What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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