Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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