the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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