Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I wish i was in the wii world.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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