did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
