How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
This house was built for laser tag.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
