I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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