I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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