I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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