but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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