so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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