That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
pop tarts are not kleenex
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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